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Bibliography | Jacob Garbe

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Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine, #12, April/May 2004

Logger- Short Story

Review by Michael Gabriel Bailey, of Tangent Online:

"Logger" by Jacob Garbe launches back into comedy, being a yarn about how Jonas Baragovia, big game hunter and adventurer, first learned to hunt wild trees. That's right, wild trees. "The trees were wild. They were cunning. They killed men and flattened houses. They were vicious." Jack McGregor teaches Jonas how to battle the trees, and the two men seem an unstoppable team, but their encounter with a redwood named Murd'rous Red just might turn the tables.... I thought this story was silly, but then again, that was probably the whole point.

Flashquake Vol 4, Issue 3

Brillig- Flash Fiction

Selected as Editor's Pick